TRANSCRIPT

(Edie Britt sits in her car at the construction site. She checks her appearance in the rearview mirror, then gets out of the car. )

"Edie Britt’s favorite moment of every day was her arrival at the construction site of her new home, because she knew what was about to happen.

Her sudden appearance was always sure to generate a few appreciative glances, a few lascivious looks, and some downright ogling.

Sadly for Edie, the one man she wanted most to notice her..."

(Edie looks across the street to where Mike Delfino is bringing in the newspaper. She smiles and raises her hand in greeting, but he doesn't notice her.)

"...paid her no attention at all. Yes, Edie needed attention to feel good about herself and she was determined to get it."